After 4 months, I finally have a building permit. Geeeeez.

It doesn’t have the best grammar in the world, but that’s not really my concern right now.
All you blog readers out there should know what a colossal pain in the @$$ is was to get this peice of paper in my posession, so I’m going to explain it here.
Yesterday I finally met up with my engineer after tons of phone calls and emails getting the plans together. He stamped them, and I ran downtown to get my permit. Of course, the board of municipal and zoning appeals has not sent out the offical results of my zoning hearing that took place on December 5th. I first had to go up to the 14th floor and get my zoning packet back, with a handwritten notice of approval.
Back downstairs in the permit office, I present my approved zoning packet and engineer-stamped plans. The gentleman behind the counter informs me that if I intend to build a rooftop deck, I will need consent letters from my neighbors sent via certified mail. I kindly explained to him that my deck would not be bearing on any shared partition walls. The blank look on his face informed me that he didn’t know much about much, and he had to refer this puzzle to someone higher up in the Beaurocracy that is the Baltimore City Department of Housing and Community Development.
About 10 minutes later, I get my number… They use the exact same system as the MVA. A bell rings, a display flashes your number (well, it flashes a lot of other people’s numbers first… I am sure you’re all familiar) and then you go over to the desk where a very unmotivated permits employee takes forever to type all your information into the system (It should not take forever, seeing as there are no complete sentences).
But wait, it gets worse… that first number was just to make sure I was ok with zoning! After I am done with him I get another number! This time I waited about an hour and a half for pretty much the same thing. Just when I am almost done, the clerk informs me that my property is in the “Cheseapeake Bay Urban Development Area” and that I must gain approval from the Department of Development or something to get my permit. She also informs me that they have recently stopped taking walk-ins at their office on the 8th floor, and that I must leave a set of plans, pay my permit filing fee, and come back after 48 hours to see if they have approved the work.
I was pretty much fuming at this point, but rather than quit, I decided to journey up to the 8th floor to investigate what this Urban Development business was all about. When I arrived in their office, I explained the situation. The receptionist called someone on the phone, gave them my address, and told me to wait. After about 5 minutes, she told me that I was good to go, and I could go get my permit. They signed off on the work in the computer, which was unexpected.
I got back downstairs feeling pretty good again, at about 3:40 p.m. The clerk at the information desk kindly informed me that they stop giving out new numbers at 3:30 p.m., and that I would have to come back the next day to get my permit.
Damn it all.
So, today, I went back downtown. I was in and out in under 20 minutes, which was surprising, and now I have this yellow peice of paper that will allow me to build. Whoop dee doo.
That’s all for now. I’ll comment on digging footers after this weekend.
-C