Blog of Chris

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Not bad for 16 weeks.  O.P. has learned every new trick within 5-10 minutes.  Before tonight he would chase a ball and then get distracted and wander off.  Now he brings it back and drops it at my feet.

Good boy.

-C

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My brother sent out a note on facebook with the first lines of the first 30 songs to come on his iTunes in shuffle mode. He wanted everyone to guess the artist and song title, just to see who would be able to guess them.

I am copying off him. This isn’t the first 30, but it’s the first 30 that are reasonably guessable by at least one person I know. Leave a comment with the song number, name and artist. When people guess wrong, make fun of them.

Don’t use search engines, just go down the list right now and see how well you can do. After a while I will post the answers that nobody has guessed yet.

-C

1. “The world today seems absolutely crackers, with nuclear bombs to blow us all sky high.”

2.”We are young. Heartache to Heartache we stand”

3.”To all the ladies in the place with style and grace, allow me to lace these lyrical douches, in your bushes.”

4.”She clings to me like cellophane, fake plastic submarine”

5.”I am driving up 85 in the kind of morning that lasts all afternoon.”

6.”You never close your eyes anymore when I kiss your lips.”

7. “Por el camino del desierto, El viento me despeina, Sube el aroma de colita,Luna, luna de nadie”

8.”I should warn you. Things you’re feeling aren’t normal now.”

9.”Never again. Wasn’t that what you said?”

10. “She doesn’t look, she doesn’t see, opens up for nobody.”

11.”Question for the ages, what’s goin on with my back pages?”

12.”Every day I love him just a little bit more, a little bit more, a little bit more.”

13. “I’m me. Me be. God Damn. I am.”

14. (Spoken) “Aww yeah baby. You got to make your mind up. Yeeeeah. Come close… hear me out”

15. “Oh life is bigger. It’s bigger than you and you are not me.”

16. (Spoken) “Yeah this one right here goes out to all the baby’s momma’s. Mommas. Momma’s mommas. Baby momma’s mommas.”

17.”It’s 12 o’clock and it’s a wonderful day”

18. “I looked out this morning and the sun was gone.”

19. “Horny and burned out now, is how it always ends for me.”

20. “Mom and Dad they quite don’t understand it. All the kids, they laugh as if they planned it.”

21. (Spoken) “We’re going to dance. We’re going to dance. We’re going to dance and have some fun.”

22. “This band played at the Aragon Ballroom. About 5000 people were at the show because it was awesome. It was a knockout.”

23. “I kept the right ones out and let the wrong ones in.”

24. “I comb the crowd and pick you out. My mouths moves too fast for you to figure it out.”

25. “I close my eyes and I see a freak. I think it’s me and I’m afraid to speak.”

26. “Sheets of empty canvas, untouched sheets of clay.”

27. “He wakes up in the morning, has his quick bite to eat and he’s rolling.”

28.”Much Gusto. Me llamo Bradley.”

29.”Damn. Got the body of a goddess.”

30.”Call me when you’re down. Call me when you need someone.”

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Can you find the Chris Whong reference?  I was searching today and found this old newsletter.  I won an award at the science fair in 1997 for an experiment involving sea monkeys.

-C

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